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Peter, from holtieshouse posted a ‘blonde’ joke today, to celebrate Friday 13th, and asked us each to post our own joke.
I’m not sure of the connection but the punchline goes like this:
The man says; “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
I’m not sure of the connection but the punchline goes like this:
The man says; “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
Here’s mine...
A man confided to his wife that he was having short-term memory problems.
Then he read an article about a doctor who treated such cases.
"I have that problem, too," said his wife. "Let's go together."
Several weeks later the man was telling a friend about the doctor's program and how well it worked.
"I'd like to see that doctor, too," said the friend, "What's his name?"
"Help me with this," said the man.
"I need the name of a flower...it has a long stem...and thorns."
"Rose?" said the friend.
"Yes, that's it," said the man. "Hey, Rose! What's the name of that doctor we go to?"
Okay - so it’s not about blondes, but hey!
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Hi Della, thanks for joining in, there was an escape clause to allow any topic, very funny... err.... ?? Rose.
Hi Della
Good joke i just posted also
Take care
Hey! I'm here from Peter's place. I posted a joke today also. Your's is good.
I love the name Della. I named my first born daughter Della.
Maybe the husband was blonde! I don't see why blonde jokes have to only about female blondes...how about some about blonde guys? ;)
LOL!!! Great joke!
I participated also.
My daughter is blonde and knows all the blonde jokes. She also comes up with a few of her own.
Have a good weeken, Della
Robyn
JUst came from Peter's place. I played along too. I too did not post a blond joke - I used his escape clause.
I loved the Rose joke.
Very funny
Blond joke
A blond Secretary was on her first day of work after a long absence from the workforce. She obtained the position as a consequence of undertaking a skills update course making use of John Howard’s recently introduced skills voucher training system.
Her new boss was anxious to send out the first letter, to be typed on the computer, but the Secretary was taking a long time.
Have you typed the letter yet he asked anxiously.
I won’t be too much longer she said “I am just whitening out a few of my typo errors on the computer screen with whitening ink before I print it out for you!”
best wishes
Hello Della, fellow Queenslander, thank you for visiting my site, I am very new to blogging and enjoying it very much. I loved your joke.
Hi Della...thanks so much for dropping by my blog and wishing me a Happy Birthday:-) It was very much appreciated!!! Take care:-)
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